So, after a LONG Thanksgiving and a week of eating, I was expecting to gain 20 pounds...at least...because I had to eat all the good food. When you put good food in front of me, expect me to get down! Thank you to everyone that has cooked for me:)
Anyways, last night I was just about to go to bed right after my last post. I was walking around the house turning all the lights that my lovely leaves on? Why does she leave ALL the lights on? I was locking all the doors...you know she leaves ALL the doors unlocked too...WHY???...back to the task at hand, my wife leaves the scale in the kitchen? (side note: I'll have a talk with Betsey later about out house) I jumped on the scale...not jumped cause I would kill it...and it said that I was 40 pounds lighter!!! It was 1am and I was a little tired so I tried it again. And YES, I lost 40 pounds.
So, I went to bed so happy! Betsey was snoring and I was watching Top Chef. As I started thinking about it, how could I have lost that weight? SO, I weighed myself again, and yes, I lost 40 pounds! Went back to be skipping:) Still didn't believe it, I repeated the process and yes, I lost the weight. I wanted Betsey to test it cause I didn't believe the weight was gone. I was buggin her and she finally said bring it in our bathroom and she would try it.
I walked into the kitchen and picked the scale up. Started walking towards the bedroom and I noticed there was a toy under the scale. I wondered if it was throwin the scale off. So I placed it nicely on the ground and placed both feet on the scale. And yes, I only lost a couple pounds. Stinkin toys! I'm going to throw them all away!
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5 years ago





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so there's a lot of funny things about this post: all the funny things betsey does around the house, the toy under the scale (btw your little ones will be very sad if you throw away all their toys), etc., but this was the best of all:
"...because I had to eat all the good food..."
i can just hear you-"i really didn't want to eat anything. i wasn't hungry, but they MADE me eat it. i had no choice!" lol jk :-)
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