So, after a LONG Thanksgiving and a week of eating, I was expecting to gain 20 pounds...at least...because I had to eat all the good food. When you put good food in front of me, expect me to get down! Thank you to everyone that has cooked for me:)
Anyways, last night I was just about to go to bed right after my last post. I was walking around the house turning all the lights that my lovely leaves on? Why does she leave ALL the lights on? I was locking all the doors...you know she leaves ALL the doors unlocked too...WHY???...back to the task at hand, my wife leaves the scale in the kitchen? (side note: I'll have a talk with Betsey later about out house) I jumped on the scale...not jumped cause I would kill it...and it said that I was 40 pounds lighter!!! It was 1am and I was a little tired so I tried it again. And YES, I lost 40 pounds.
So, I went to bed so happy! Betsey was snoring and I was watching Top Chef. As I started thinking about it, how could I have lost that weight? SO, I weighed myself again, and yes, I lost 40 pounds! Went back to be skipping:) Still didn't believe it, I repeated the process and yes, I lost the weight. I wanted Betsey to test it cause I didn't believe the weight was gone. I was buggin her and she finally said bring it in our bathroom and she would try it.
I walked into the kitchen and picked the scale up. Started walking towards the bedroom and I noticed there was a toy under the scale. I wondered if it was throwin the scale off. So I placed it nicely on the ground and placed both feet on the scale. And yes, I only lost a couple pounds. Stinkin toys! I'm going to throw them all away!
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